I’m driving to Melbourne in two hours but I can’t sleep
Well fuck

agentsofthenterprise:

so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

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tastefullyoffensive:

Perfectly Timed Dog Photos [boredpanda]Previously: Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up
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Perfectly Timed Dog Photos [boredpanda]Previously: Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up
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Perfectly Timed Dog Photos [boredpanda]Previously: Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up
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Perfectly Timed Dog Photos [boredpanda]Previously: Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up
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Perfectly Timed Dog Photos [boredpanda]Previously: Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up
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Perfectly Timed Dog Photos [boredpanda]Previously: Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up
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Perfectly Timed Dog Photos [boredpanda]Previously: Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up
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Perfectly Timed Dog Photos [boredpanda]Previously: Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up
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Perfectly Timed Dog Photos [boredpanda]Previously: Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up
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Perfectly Timed Dog Photos [boredpanda]Previously: Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up
lightsharpnesssong:

jenova-amaranth:

fullten:

dollycoquetry:

fullten:

A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.  
I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it. 

Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.

For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit.  I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner. 

I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.

Heels the size you wish your dick was.

lightsharpnesssong:

jenova-amaranth:

fullten:

dollycoquetry:

fullten:

A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.  

I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it. 

Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.

For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit.  I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner. 

I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.

Heels the size you wish your dick was.

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agendersherlock:

micdotcom:

Tragic video captures parents’ abusive response to their son coming out

For all the progress that America has made in moving toward LGBT equality, moments like this remind us how far we have left to go.

On Wednesday, a video of a young man named Daniel Pierce made waves after being posted to the Reddit community /r/gaybros. The video, brought to Reddit’s attention by Pierce’s boyfriend, showed the teenager being confronted by his religious family members over his sexual orientation — then being verbally and physically attacked by them.

It’s a heartbreaking, and at times, very difficult to watch. 

Sadly, his story is not unique Follow micdotcom 

this is why people aren’t comfortable reclaiming the word queer, this is why encouraging young mogai teens to come out asap to their families is dangerous and harmful

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nuggles:

DOES ANYONE ELSE EAT THEIR POPCORN WITH THEIR TONGUE LIKE A LIZARD OR IS THAT JUST ME

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bagelr:

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Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.

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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

I think I learned this through this post years ago

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I’m a screw up. And I plan to be a screw up until my late twenties, maybe even my early thirties.

I’m a screw up. And I plan to be a screw up until my late twenties, maybe even my early thirties.

I’m a screw up. And I plan to be a screw up until my late twenties, maybe even my early thirties.

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saint-of-all-sinners:

the moment I fell in love with Twelve