carryonmy-assbutt:

verbo-to-be:


Oh, hello Alex…


best gif usage

kimpissible:

i wish tumblr did cool ass shit for their users like youtubers and viners can like..make a career off what they do and go to cool conventions and meet cool ppl man i picked the wrong social media to put all of my time into

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nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

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soulgems:

soulgems:

soulgems:

soulgems:

IM AT WORK AND I tRiPPED AND GRABBED THE CLOSEST THING TO KEEP MYSELF FROM FALLING BUT I ACCIDENTALLY PULLED A PLUG ON OUR SYSTEM AND ALL OUR PHONES SHUT DOWN I THINK I JUST TURNED PIZZA HUT OFF

"just plug it back in"
YEAH OKAY BUT ???????? WHERE THE FUCK DOES THIS GO


UPDATE: MY MANAGER TOLD ME TO STOP TOUCHING THINGS AND STAY AWAY FROM THE SYSTEM. HES BEEN STARING AT THE SYSTEM FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES I THINK HE’S CRYING


UPDATE #2: WE CHOSE A RANDOM PORT TO PLUG It INTO AND IT WORKED WE ARE BACK ONLINE GOD BLESS

soulgems:

soulgems:

soulgems:

soulgems:

IM AT WORK AND I tRiPPED AND GRABBED THE CLOSEST THING TO KEEP MYSELF FROM FALLING BUT I ACCIDENTALLY PULLED A PLUG ON OUR SYSTEM AND ALL OUR PHONES SHUT DOWN I THINK I JUST TURNED PIZZA HUT OFF

"just plug it back in"

YEAH OKAY BUT ???????? WHERE THE FUCK DOES THIS GO

UPDATE: MY MANAGER TOLD ME TO STOP TOUCHING THINGS AND STAY AWAY FROM THE SYSTEM. HES BEEN STARING AT THE SYSTEM FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES I THINK HE’S CRYING

UPDATE #2: WE CHOSE A RANDOM PORT TO PLUG It INTO AND IT WORKED WE ARE BACK ONLINE GOD BLESS

(via ameliapondlepiratequeen)

swagadamus:

penis-dump:

“no hat, no play” holy SHIT 

Every last day of term my sister and I would beg my mum to let us wag school. swagadamus:

penis-dump:

“no hat, no play” holy SHIT 

Every last day of term my sister and I would beg my mum to let us wag school. swagadamus:

penis-dump:

“no hat, no play” holy SHIT 

Every last day of term my sister and I would beg my mum to let us wag school. swagadamus:

penis-dump:

“no hat, no play” holy SHIT 

Every last day of term my sister and I would beg my mum to let us wag school. swagadamus:

penis-dump:

“no hat, no play” holy SHIT 

Every last day of term my sister and I would beg my mum to let us wag school. swagadamus:

penis-dump:

“no hat, no play” holy SHIT 

Every last day of term my sister and I would beg my mum to let us wag school. swagadamus:

penis-dump:

“no hat, no play” holy SHIT 

Every last day of term my sister and I would beg my mum to let us wag school.

swagadamus:

penis-dump:

“no hat, no play” holy SHIT 

Every last day of term my sister and I would beg my mum to let us wag school.

(via ameliapondlepiratequeen)

kraftcheese:

it’s weird watching Australian dramas on the ABC because no matter how good they are (some are quite good) there will always be an actor who was on Playschool who turns up and throws you off

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supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

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thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

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didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

image

wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(via r-raggedymangoodnight)